say-your-right-words replied to your post: Might be able to go up north to Traverse City this… AND ME TO SPEND TIME WITH ME fuck you OH SHIT I FORGOT YOU MOVED UP THERE YES. I must make time for this. OH WAIT ANGELA’S UP THERE TOO Traverse City is now my favorite town. Fuck Holland and Brighton.
Might be able to go up north to Traverse City this summer for an entire week and spend time with my cousins. YES AWESOME GOOD SO EXCITED
avrillavignechronicles: “I’m not like most girls” Avril whispers as she skates to the prom in her black dress and pink converse shoes.
vgly: dumbfuckery: I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this omg O GOD NO NOT BIG PROPOSITIONS
"Homestuck fans are so weird..."
guy: I love natural beauty! Girls who wear too much makeup are disgusting!
guy: ew stretch marks what are those
guy: ew pubic hair
guy: you have to be hairless why don't you shave down there
guy: ew cellulite
First act of summer 2012:
teamkilling-fucktard: I have no fucking clue
badcgijosh: Sext: You look into my eyes as my mouth stretches open. Lovingly, I begin to spew an endless dark black cloud of live hornets
richietenenbaums: I am so sick of all the whining. Why can’t you all be happy to see Matt run with the torch? David Tennant left the show TWO YEARS AGO. GET THE FUCK OVER IT. He probably has other things to do. Stop being so ungrateful. At least we get something! THIS.
So, Matt Smith's going to carry the torch.
Goofy is the only classic Disney character who has...
detectivenigma: catbountry: artninja-mcrockviking: Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son. And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him. Goofy……has had sex. Goofy…..has known a woman biblically…. Imagine what it must’ve looked like. Imagine what it sounded like. These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat. Hyuk...
Reputedly a scene was filmed where during the...
justaways: paxieamor: erindizmo: fiddlingwithhiddlesskittles: ;-; what. I hope this is true and it ends up in the deleted scenes ♥ /doubled over, clutching self and trying not to cry
The difference between bees and wasps.
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.