That one follower that always reblogs you.
harlequinqueen: sodamnrelatable: Or in some peoples cases, likes everything <3
badcgijosh: Having a conversation with a hot girl over dinner and she asks you about your day and you slowly and very subtly begin retelling her the plot of Trapped In The Closet So then I pulled out my Beretta… …nope, there’s still no possible way to make that part sound subtle.
Trying to converse with adults:
Adult: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DOING FOR COLLEGE HAVE YOU VISITED ANY SCHOOLS DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS YOU SHOULD GET A JOB I HEAR GETTING A JOB IS A GOOD THING GOTTA LEARN THE VALUE OF THE DOLLAR EH WOT
me being rude: omfg shut the fuck up
me being polite: omfg please shut the fuck up
timelords-and-trig replied to your post: This is now a Steam Powered Giraffe appreciation blog I don’t know. Is the blog steam-powered, or the giraffe? Both. And so is this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojYK6CW8gdw
This is now a Steam Powered Giraffe appreciation...
I hope this is okay
hhawkeye: avengers 2: coulson kicks god in the face and backflips back into the land of the living pls
13vendemiaire: saxodrone: remember 2006 when any reference to pimps or pimp canes was automatically hiLaRiOuS no I never actually found it funny And I was like 12
Anon or not, help
maplepocky: http://canadas-my-bitch.tumblr.com/ GIVE HER SOME LOVE. She posted a note saying she might end her life.. please anon or not, give her some love and talk her out of it.. Signal boost.
badcgijosh: The follow up to the hit single What Makes You Beautiful by British boy band sensation One Direction entitled You Seem A Bit More Self Assured These Days And It’s Kind Of Making Me Uncomfortable So I’m Gonna Go Over There Now
13vendemiaire: homosexistentialism: at least the smiths aren’t fictional they are they were created in a lab by steven morrissey to indoctrinate teenagers into satanic homoeroticism, veganism and the national front http://godhatesgoths.com/gothmusic2.html *looks at entire Smith’s discography in WinAmp* o shit im gay vegan terrorits!
The First Doctor: The least important things, sometimes, my dear boy, lead to the greatest discoveries.
The Second Doctor: Well now I know you're mad, I just wanted to make sure.
The Third Doctor: Courage isn't just a matter of not being frightened, you know. It's being afraid and doing what you have to do anyway.
The Fourth Doctor: You're a classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain.
The Fifth Doctor: An apple a day keeps the... Ah, never mind.
The Sixth Doctor: Planets come and go. Stars perish. Matter disperses, coalesces, forms into other patterns, other worlds. Nothing can be eternal.
The Seventh Doctor: Yes, that's right, you're going. You've been gone for ages. You're already gone. You're still here. You've just arrived. I haven't even met you yet. It all depends on who you are and how you look at it. Strange business, time.
The Eighth Doctor: I love humans. Always seeing patterns in things that aren't there.
The Ninth Doctor: The thing is, Adam, time travel is like visiting Paris. You can't just read the guidebook, you've got to throw yourself in! Eat the food, use the wrong verbs, get charged double and end up kissing complete strangers!
The Tenth Doctor: People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect... but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff.
The Eleventh Doctor: The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but vice versa the bad things don’t always spoil the good things and make them unimportant.